Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 2 Reaction

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Reaction Post so that I can send a personal message to one of Game of Thrones’ cast members.

Dear Ms. Emmanuel,

Over the last 31 episodes, I have fallen madly in love with you. You are the most beaut……..

Due to technical difficulties, this love letter will not be published and I will be sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future. We will now return you to the Game of Thrones Episode 2 Reaction Post already in progress.

Since now I have to run out and get flowers let’s just be quick and hit some bullet points.

How awesome was it to see Grey Worm and Missandei finally get together? Now that the show has given them happiness I expect one of them to die before the season ends, mainly because I believe the writers hate us.

Can greyscale really be as simple as scab picking and Neosporin? Even leprosy is worse than greyscale if that’s the case. It’s nice to know that medicine in Westeros is “bite this stick” and “just rub some dirt on it.”

Of course, peace never lasts, Varys is the only one not out for himself and that has resulted in a revolving door of monarchs. It just dawned on me that none of this would have happened if Aemon Targaryen would have just become King like he was supposed to instead of joining The Night’s Watch. No Mad King, no Joffrey, no dead Starks, no Lannisters in King’s Landing.

HOLY SHIT!!! That naval battle was insane. Euron might not be the least likable villain of the series but he is certainly the most well rounded dangerous. He’s smart, crazy, violent, ambitious, charismatic and ruthless. It’s exciting to know they can continue to raise the bar, especially since it started so high in the first place.