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Game Of Thrones Season 7 Premiere Reaction

Winter is here…..FINALLY!!!! I like so many of you have been waiting far too long for Game of Thrones to return. After everything that happened last season, we deserve a great premiere. Did we get it? Well, let’s see.  Starting off with Aria killing every single Frey was perfect. I’ve been waiting the entire series for Aria to unleash her wrath and I loved every second of it.

Sam’s job straight up sucks. I know it’s important that he’s there, but can this dude please catch a break already? And while we’re on the topic, why is no one south of Winterfell concerned? I know there’s a big wall in the North but if anyone thinks the wall will stop the white walkers, I have a bridge to sell them. Jon seems to be the only person seriously preparing for the coming army, and still can’t catch a break with support.

As usual Lyanna Mormont is one of the most hardcore people in all of Westeros, and is miles ahead of everyone else in preparation. Sansa on the other hand, is openly questioning The King in the North’s decisions. Don’t get me wrong, I feel bad for everything she’s had to go through, but she’s she’s made a lot of terrible decisions along the way. She certainly wouldn’t be my choice for Hand.

Nothing much happens in King’s Landing but that’s fine. Cersei strengthened her position and the new King of the Iron Islands is going to be a pain in the ass, I can already tell.

Daenerys is home and the new owner of a dragon glass mine. She is now the most well off out of all the “Kings” trying to rule the Seven Kingdoms. This makes me, and I’m sure many others, very excited. The only thing I didn’t like is that Tyrian, my second favorite character, didn’t have any lines. Not ok HBO, not ok.

Needless to say, I think this is going to be a great season.

Spider-Man: Homecoming Review

Spider-Man: Homecoming is the sixth live-action movie, and the third attempt made at perfecting the character in the past 15 years. Spider-Man is like the Cleveland Browns of movie properties (I am just now realizing how many of you might not understand that reference…sorry). It isn’t easy to get excited about something that will probably just be scrapped and retried within the next 5 years. Spidey’s presence in Captain America: Civil War went over pretty well so let’s see what Marvel can do with a film dedicated to the wall-crawler.

The Story:

When high school student Peter Parker, Tom Holland (“Billy Elliot: The Musical”), is bitten by a radioactive spider…wait, that’s not what Spider-Man: Homecoming is about? Marvel isn’t forcing us to sit through another Spider-Man origin story? Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise. Let me start over.

After his inclusion in the events of Captain America: Civil War, Peter Parker wants to be an Avenger, but Tony Stark doesn’t think he’s ready. Luckily (or unluckily) for Peter, someone is making and selling weapons made from alien tech left behind in the aftermath of the first Avengers film. Is Spider-Man enough to stop Adrian Toomes, Michael Keaton (Batman), or will he need the Avengers’ help to save the day?

The Good:

No spider bite. No death of Uncle Ben. No “with great power comes great responsibility.” No being Spider-Man and Peter Parker is too hard and complicated. It’s almost hard to believe this is a Spider-Man film. The whole film is funny and exciting and doesn’t get overly dark or political enough to ruin the ride. Peter Travers of Rolling Stone called Tom Holland “the best Spider-Man ever” and while I completely agree, I don’t think Toby McGuire was much competition. Too bad advertisements cling to quotes like that because the supporting cast was equally as fantastic and you wouldn’t know that if you don’t read reviews (I realize I’m saying that in a review but you get my point). Michael Keaton, Zendaya, and Jacob Batalon steal every scene they’re in. If they can continue to cast villains as good as Keaton, I am super excited to see more Spider-Man movies. Wow, that’s the first time I’ve ever said that.

The Bad:

Since I started writing for The Brazen Bull, I’ve gotten much worse about picking out little things I don’t like in a movie. Did Vulture really do all of this because he lost one salvage contract? This version of Flash Thompson seems much more likely to be the victim of bulling as opposed to the bully. Why doesn’t a weapon that can cut a ferry in half not get the full attention of the Avengers? But, as a fan, I try to ignore all of that if I enjoy a movie. My only real problem with Spider-Man: Homecoming isn’t even with the film itself. My problem is actually with the MCU. Yes, I love that the movies intersect and crossover and overlap, but you can have too much of a good thing. Until Captain America: Civil War, each character’s solo films were actually solo films, with the exception of credit scenes tying things together. This doesn’t feel like a solo film. From Tony Stark’s involvement to Captain America’s PSA videos (which I absolutely loved), it’s drenched in Avengers. But that is the problem. It wasn’t a Spider-Man movie, it was an episode of the Avengers. Feeling too episodic takes away from the gravity of the events unfolding. If the threat was that serious, it would have been an ensemble film. Now I feel like I have to tune in next time to see if anything “important” happens. I also HATED how Ironman they made Spidey’s suit, but I guess forcing him to have to try to save the day in a red hoodie and welder’s goggles

Yes, I love that the movies intersect and cross over and overlap, but you can have too much of a good thing. Until Captain America: Civil War, each character’s solo films were actually solo films, with the exception of credit scenes tying things together. This doesn’t feel like a solo film. From Tony Stark’s involvement to Captain America’s PSA videos (which I absolutely loved), it’s drenched in Avengers. But that is the problem. It wasn’t a Spider-Man movie, it was an episode of the Avengers. Feeling too episodic takes away from the gravity of the events unfolding. If the threat was that serious, it would have been an ensemble film. Now I feel like I have to tune in next time to see if anything “important” happens. I also HATED how Ironman they made Spidey’s suit, but I guess forcing him to have to try to save the day in a red hoodie and welder’s goggles make up for that.

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Spider-Man: Homecoming
The Bottom Line
When you think "Summer Blockbuster" this is what should come to mind. The Best Spider-Man and Top 5 MCU film. Well done Marvel.
Yes!
Tom Holland, Michael Keaton, Jacob Batalon (the perfect guy in the chair), Zendaya
Fun, Funny, and Exciting. What's not to like?
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Feels to much like an TV episode. Thanks MCU.

SUPERMAN #25 Review

All good things come to an end. Superman #25 is the final chapter in the “BLACK DAWN” story arc. I’m sad, I’m excited, I’m scared. This has been an incredible arc and I want it to end well. As for being scared? The next issue will start a new story and I don’t want to be let down. That probably won’t happen but I’m still feeling uneasy. No time to worry about that now. Is Jon going to kick the shit out of Clark or can Superman free his son from the clutches of Black’s control?

What’s Superman #25 about? From the publisher:

“BLACK DAWN” part six! The extra-sized finale to “Black Dawn” reveals the villain tearing the Super-Family apart and destroying everything the Man of Steel holds dear!

Just to change things up a bit, let’s start with what I didn’t like. Besides for being unkillable, what good are Frankenstein and his “ex” bride? Manchester Black unraveled him like a fucking cartoon sweater, and shooting four guns at once does The Bride no better than a single pistol. Yes, that is my biggest complaint. I wish everything I disliked was so trivial.

Last time I suggested this creative team write the next Superman film. Superman #25 is a perfect example of why I said it. It’s an almost perfect (I wish Frankenstein wasn’t so useless) climax and wind down for a great story. The epilogue would even make an amazing post credit scene. Finding inner strength, the importance of family and teamwork, and a hopeful ending, Superman #25 contains everything you’d expect from a DC’s white knight.

Side Note: I finally see the connection between Clark and Lois. Half a dozen movies and three TV series failed to convey what a single page of this issue has. I’d like to give my personal thanks to the entire creative team for making my first Superman arc, one I won’t soon forget.

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Superman #25
The Bottom Line:
A great final chapter to a great arc.
Yes!
Superboy is like an american Gohan. Greater potenial than his father but will he achieve it.
No...
For the third time, Frankenstein sucks.
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The Flash #24 Review

This is worse than TV. The wait between issues seems to take forever. Only getting 32 pages after two weeks of thumb twiddling is killing me. I have no patience. I wish every issue was a trade paperback or complete arc. Part One of “Color of Fear” was enough to keep me up at night. If this vibe continues in The Flash #24, I might end up having Reverse Flash nightmares.

What’s The Flash #24 about? From DC:

“RUNNING SCARED” prelude—guest-starring Hal Jordan! Green Lantern Hal Jordan has recruited Barry Allen for a dangerous mission that only The Flash can accomplish! Unfortunately, that mission is on a hostile space station deep in the cosmos, which means leaving Kid Flash alone to defend his and Barry’s loved ones from a deadly attack by their greatest enemy…

Okay, so yeah, bring on the nightmares, I guess. Eobard Thawne might have just entered my Top 5 DC Villains. It was bad enough the guy came back after being turned into something that looked like a hotdog that was left on a grill for far too long, but the lengths he goes to hurt Barry Allen, is unreal. If Joshua Williamson’s story has Thawne obtain a power ring that matches his suit, I might never sleep again.

The Flash #24 is one of, if not the most, satisfying comics I’ve ever read. If I didn’t know better I’d think I was watching a movie. The pages containing the two simultaneous battles of Barry and Wally are absolutely incredible. And, for the final ingredient of my new night terrors, I have the final page burned into my mind. When I wake up in a cold sweat, Carmine Di Giandomenico and Pop Mhan are the first two people I’m calling.

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The Flash #24 Review
The Bottom Line:
I haven't been doing this for long but The Flash #24 is easily my favorite of the series so far.
Yes!
"The Color of Fear" might give 34 year old me nightmares.
No...
Nothing. Nothing was bad.

Wonder Woman Review

Marvel, Marvel, Marvel. DC has to be feeling like Jan Brady as of late. The MCU is a money making juggernaut and with the added success of films like Logan and Deadpool, Marvel Comics is currently ruling the box office. DC, on the other hand, has hit a bit of a rough patch. Critics and fans alike have been less than thrilled with the direction DC has taken in its attempt to create its own cinematic universe. With the release of Justice League around the corner, DC is running out of time before needing a massive reboot. Wonder Woman is DC’s last chance to build excitement for its big ensemble film. Well DC, let’s see what you’ve got.

The Story:

Wonder Woman a.k.a. Diana, Gal Gadot (I couldn’t find a film I actually wanted to link her to), saves pilot/spy Steve Trevor, Chris Pine (Star Trek), and learns of the “war to end all wars” going on in the world outside the protected and hidden island of Themyscira. Believing Ares is responsible, and that it’s the duty of the Amazonians to stop him, she embarks on a quest to kill the God of War and prevent the killing of thousands more. Can Diana break Ares’ influence on mankind or will she learn it’s the darkness in our nature that drives us to such atrocities?

The Good:

It finally feels like DC got one right. I’m not going to say I didn’t enjoy Suicide Squad, because I did, but I certainly wouldn’t call it good, and I’ll never get the time back that I wasted watching Batman v Superman. Wonder Woman, however, was both enjoyable and pretty good. Gal Gadot has given the best performance of anybody involved in DC’s new universe, not that she really had any competition. Director Patty Jenkins does a wonderful job balancing out DC’s dark and gritty feel with Diana’s almost naïve level of optimism and sense of right and wrong. If you’re the type of fan that will be disappointed that there’s no “S&M kinkiness” or that her armor is red, gold, and blue instead of red, white and blue, as David Edelstein of Vulture seems to think some of you might be, then stay home. There’s more than enough skin shown to cause drooling over Gadot’s beauty, and not everything has to be drenched in “America,” and honesty, a golden color make way more sense than white for armor inspired by the ancient Greeks.

The Bad:

As much as I enjoyed the action sequences (seriously, watching Wonder Woman kick tons of ass is extremely satisfying), they could have eased up a bit on the computer enhanced fighting skills Diana shows off. When deflecting machine-gun fire and mortar attacks with a shield is more believable than a leg sweep, you know you have a problem. When it comes to the story, if you saw Captain America then you saw Wonder Woman. Yes, I realize there are tons of differences, but the quest of a morally righteous superhero accompanied a group of soldiers to stop the Germans from developing/using a super-weapon to win the war is the core of both movies. That being said, I for one, would prefer to watch Wonder Woman. Finally, Diana’s full power being released by her love for Steve kind of fucks up the whole empowered-woman-vibe the rest of the film does a great job of building…..but maybe that’s just me.

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Wonder Woman
The Bottom Line
Easily DC's best film in their cinematic universe.
Yes!
Gal Gadot is great as Wonder Woman
Chris Pine and David Thewlis aren't too shabby either
No...
Some of the computer effects are a bit distracting.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales | Review

Sometimes we like a movie so much we watch terrible sequel after terrible sequel hoping for a spark of the original to shine through and reignite that feeling. I personally have many. Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl is one of them. Sure its two sequels (Yes, I said “two.” I know it’s technically three but just because studios break up a single story into multiple movies doesn’t mean I recognize them as separate sequels.) were kind of fun to watch but they lacked the magic of the first. Needless to say, I keep coming back. Does Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales contain that elusive spark? Only one way to find out.

The Story:

Once again, a cursed sailor seeks revenge on Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp (Cry Baby….that’s right Cry Baby). After hearing Salazar’s, Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men), story I hardly see how it’s Jack’s fault, but I digress. This time, the magical artifact everyone seems to need is Poseidon’s Trident. What follows is typical boy meets girl romance, Disney’s ability to kill dozens with almost no blood on screen, and of course a healthy dose of Jack’s cartoonishly good luck. Throw in a cameo or two (sorry Paul McCarthy but Keith Richards makes a better pirate) and a couple of heart touching moments and you have all the ingredients of a Pirates move.

The Good:

It’s fun. That may be over simplified but for this type of movie there might not be a better compliment. Nobody is going to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales because they expect to see Moonlight. It doesn’t have to be “great,” it only has to be fun. It also has much more of the feel of the original than the other sequels had. Fast paced and exciting, Dead Men Tell No Tales keeps your attention from start to finish. Full of “chuckle” humor, more than laugh out loud funny, and the fun type of fear where you know your safe and end up laughing after the scare passes, the newest addition to the Pirates Franchise is, once again, like watching a ride at Disney.

The Bad:

Jack’s antics are a bit over done. Sequels always try to up the ante but sometimes enough is enough. Even in a movie with cursed pirates and magic artifacts, an entire building being dragged though the streets of town is a bit far-fetched for my liking. Moments included for nostalgia seem much more like fan service than having any actual importance to the overall story. Finally, I’m getting tired of post-credit scenes teasing future films. Sure I’m already kind of excited for a 6th film but, unless it’s already in production (it isn’t), Disney has me wanting something that might never happen.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
The Bottom Line
Pretty much a perfect Memorial Day Weekend movie......if you've already seen Guardians and Alien.
Yes!
You certainly won't get bored.
No...
A bit over done. Sometimes less is more.

Wonder Woman #23 Review

So here’s the thing, I’m trying. I really am. That being said, I can barely even remember Wonder Woman #21. I kind of forgot how we got to this point. Was this the arc that started with Diana in an asylum? Either way this is the finale. And June 14th ends “Godwatch” and hopefully, my confusion too. Needless to say, even if the comic doesn’t excite me, the upcoming movie certainly does, but we’ll get to that another time. On to Wonder Woman #23.

So what’s Wonder Woman #23 about? From DC:

“The Truth” part five! The conclusion to Diana’s search for the truth takes her on a journey into darkness. But the price of understanding may be one sacrifice too many for Wonder Woman…

Maybe it’s because I have a soft spot for the god of war or I know what it’s like to feel like you live in madness and the love of a woman can calm the storm inside (see my love for King Kong), but Wonder Woman #23 spoke to me. After weeks of not caring, Greg Rucka finally caught my interest. He also didn’t give readers the happy ending I was expecting but was able to convey a sad beauty in the events as they unfolded. Dialogue heavy and action light, the conclusion of “The Truth” is surprisingly the best issue in the arc.

I was so ready to give up on this title. Now, I can’t. I’ll give Wonder Woman #24 the same chance to change my mind as this issue, but the true test will be issues #25 and #26. Will it start two different but similar arcs again or will it focus on delivering one great Wonder Woman story? If Greg Rucka and Liam Sharp are involved I’ll be far more than just willing to give Wonder Woman a second chance. Your move DC, your move.

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Wonder Woman #23
The Bottom Line:
Best issue of the arc and good enough to want to give the next one a solid chance.
Yes!
The ending contains a sad beauty I really enjoyed.
No...
Not enough to save the arc but I'm not sure what would have been.

Alien: Covenant Review

In 1979 Ridley Scott warned us: “In space, no one can hear you scream.” He introduced us to a creature whose entire life cycle is horrifying and became one of the most iconic monsters in movie history. Now, almost 40 years later, his warning is far simpler and just as anxiety-inducing: “RUN.” While the Alien franchise has since parted from its pure horror roots into a much more action driven narrative, Alien: Covenant promises to go back to its original fear inducing ways. After Prometheus’s less than stellar reception, does the newest installment revitalize a waning franchise or is it “game over, man” for the terrifying xenomorph?

The Story:

After prematurely waking up, the crew of a colonization ship receive a transmission of a human voice. The transmission is coming from a planet significantly closer and far more suitable for sustaining life than the one they were headed for. While searching for the source of the signal and exploring the planet, the crew unleashes and gets attacked by a pair of vicious, unknown lifeforms. The android David, Michael Fassbender (X-Men: Apocalypse), the last survivor of the Prometheus Expedition, saves them and takes them to where he’s been living for the past decade. From there on, the remaining crew members must figure out the truth behind the fate of the planet, the origin of these monster, and most importantly try to survive long enough to be rescued.

The Good:

This is what a horror movie is supposed to be. For many years now, I have said that I am not a fan of horror films. That isn’t 100% accurate. Saying I am not a fan of what Horror has become is much more truthful. I love movies like Alien, Jaws, Terminator, Predator, films that actually instill fear. I don’t like gore (just because it’s too gross for me to watch doesn’t make it scary) and jump-scares are a one-trick-pony (if your method of fear is only as complex as a jack-in-the-box, I’m not sure why I should care). Alien: Covenant plays on the nature of fear and what it truly is to be a monster. Tapping into the deepest darkest places in your mind, Ridley Scott fills the audience with anxiety, suspense, trust issues, survival instinct, and fear of the unknown to create a true sense of horror. Add in an extremely talented cast (Michael Fassbender is great in everything and Danny McBride (East Bound and Down) impresses in a roll far more serious than any other movie I’ve seen him in) and you have the makings of a great horror film.

The Bad:

Unfortunately some of the “twists” are a bit predictable, particularly if you’ve seen the rest of the films in the franchise. Although this does add a sense of “NO!!! DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR,” I prefer to be blindsided by a startling revelation or a “HOLY SHIT” moment. Even being sold as a more direct prequel to Alien than Prometheus was, I feel like we need at least one more film to bridge the gap between Alien: Covenant and the original horror classic. I still have more questions and I demand answers.

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Score
Alien: Covenant
The Bottom Line
The best addition to the franchise since Aliens (1986). An absolute do not miss for fans of Ridley Scott, Michael Fassbender, the Alien franchise or horror films in general.
Yes!
Everything a great horror movie should be.
No...
A bit predictable at times.

SUPERMAN #23 Review

Superman #23
Am I the only one who gets giddy when they get to read new issues of Superman? Please say someone else does too. I was never one to collect comics but I’m definitely going to have to invest in some trade paperbacks…..and I’ll be starting with this series.
Superman #23What’s Superman #23 about? From the publisher:

“BLACK DAWN” part two! The mysterious force behind Superman’s defeat reveals itself. Superboy wonders what is so great about Truth, Justice and the American way. Will Jon turn against his father?

I honestly don’t even know where to begin. Comics like Superman #23 are the reason I love doing what I do. I’ve never had a job where the work itself was a reward. My biggest reward has to be this series. I jumped in just after “Superman Reborn” and every issue since has pulled me in deeper. Each time adding a new type of creepiness. This time it’s of the A Clockwork Orange variety.

Superman #23, like the previous issues in this arc, is fantastic so I have to resort to nitpicking if I want to have something negative to say. So, here we go. In the face of monsters destroying a town, Superman’s anti-killing stance came off as kind of preachy. I understand that the only way you can believe in him is if he always sticks with it and that it’s obviously setting us up for an emotion conflict between Clark and his son, but it was a bit overkill. Also, unless it’s Lex or Zod, chances are I don’t know who any villain is. Looks like I’m off to the Superman wiki…

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Superman #23
The Bottom Line:
The type of comic that makes me question why I didn't get into comics sooner.
Yes!
Everything about this issue pulls you in and doesn't let go
No...
Get off the soap box Superman
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HARLEY QUINN #20 Review

I’ve noticed that Harley Quinn alternates between serious and fun story arcs. Since eating homeless people is kind of dark, I’m assuming Harley Quinn #20 will start a more jovial story. There’s only one way to know for sure. So, let’s get to it.
What’s Harley Quinn #20 about? From the publisher:

“FUTURE KILL” part one! You’ve seen her story begin to unfold in prior issues…who in the world is Bat-Fan, and why does she think Harley Quinn must die to save existence itself?! And in the backup story “Harley Loves Joker” part four, Harley’s mistakes have forced her to hide out with The Joker in a low-rent motel…unfortunately, they’ve had to b ring their entire goon squad—and a pack of very poorly behaved hyenas—along!

I like that multiple stories are being told at once. It keeps things interesting and teases future arcs without being distracting from the current one. But now there’s a problem. While I enjoyed Harley Quinn #20, I didn’t get enough of anything. The back feature cuts the issue in half and then the remaining half is split up amongst three different stories. It feels more like I read the condensed pitch for an issue instead of the issue itself

I’m not sure what I did to offend him, but I’m pretty sure “Harley Loves Joker” was written by Paul Dini specifically to hurt me. He knew exactly what I wanted and built towards it with each and every panel and then……that’s how he ends it? I would have used Joker’s confession as a wedding proposal but I guess Paul doesn’t want me to be happy.

Dear Mr. Dini

You were right, that was the perfect ending. It shouldn’t have ended any other way. I’ve loved this whole story and Part 4 is no different. I’m just being a baby because I really wanted this chapter to end differently. Once again I can’t wait for the next issue.

Sincerely,

Me

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7.5
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Harley Quinn #20
The Bottom Line
At this point I'm only reading it for "Harley Loves Joker"
Yes!
Harley and Devani fight is great
No...
Too much going on to really get into anything
Read Harley Quinn #20 Now!
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